Linggo, Hulyo 21, 2013

IT'S FUNNY.. LAUGHTER IS REALLY THE BEST MEDICINE..

Just For Laughs... I Want You To Smile...                                      By: Ella Cultura and Dr. Ver M. Garcia


A Filipino applies as a salesman in America:
The boss asks: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Pinoy says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in Manila."
Pinoy was accepted so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you will fare pretty well."




His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
Pinoy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our salespeople average  20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep your job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale! By the way, how much was the sale you made today?"
Pinoys says: " $101, 237. 64"
Boss: "$101, 237. 64? What do you make that big sale? Did I hear it right? One Hundred Thousand Two Hundred Thirty-Seven and Sixty Four Dollars? That's amazing! You beat all the salesmen here,  even the veteran can make the only USD30,000  in a day.. Fantastic! How did you do it?
Pinoy: "Sir, First I sell him a small fishhook.
Then I sell him a medium fishhook.
Then I sell him a large fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him a twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to the camping department and sell him one of those new igloos 6 sleepers Camper Tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer."


The boss says: "You're really a great salesman!! A guy came in here to buy a fishhook then you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck, and a tent?"
Pinoy "No Sir, actually he came here to buy TYLENOL for his headache and I said:
"Well, FISHING is the best way to ease your mind!" 


Hahaha hahaha... I can't help but laugh... it's funny.. hehehe. (VerGarciaBlogs)






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60 komento:

  1. Wow such a huge sale he got :) No wonder BPO's love Filipino salesmen :D

    TumugonBurahin
  2. ha ha ha. This made my day. How ingenious the sales man is.

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  3. Filipino is a great salesman... its amazing...

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  4. Its a great story, I believe in Filipino's talent. :)

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  5. Nothing beats a good intellectual laugh Sir Ver! It made my day!

    TumugonBurahin
  6. Hahaha! It's all about thinking possibilities within the situation. Pinoy lang yan pero bangus..matinik.

    TumugonBurahin
  7. Wow! Iba talaga ang pinoy. I like this story. Thank you for sharing! :)

    TumugonBurahin
  8. Hahah! This made me smile! Filipinos rock talaga. :) Thanks for posting this. :)

    TumugonBurahin
  9. Ayos! I hope I'll get his selling power too.

    Mabuhay!

    TumugonBurahin
  10. Lol very clever salesman instead to just sell the costumer a pain reliever for his headache, the salesman offered a lot of expensive products!

    TumugonBurahin
  11. Wow! That's a great sale and thinking :) Filipinos are great and always think big.

    Ashley xx
    Dreamland: Fashion, Food, Travel Blog

    TumugonBurahin
  12. i like that story. a great motivator and ice breaker in the sales game. nice blog by the way, and looking legit, I hope one day I can get traffic on my blog. ��

    TumugonBurahin
  13. This is not funny; this is clever! Haha entertaining blog! Keep it up!

    TumugonBurahin
  14. I really agree that Filipinos have natural sense of humor. They can easily get the trust of people bec of the PR. Let's have that habit to smile and stay positive

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  15. Haha that was really funny! ang galing bumenta haha

    TumugonBurahin
  16. I don't find it funny but what he did is remarkable :)

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  17. Yep, not really funny but instead a clever marketer!

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  18. It remind me the book of Og Mandino the greatest salesman in the world

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  19. Really true laugher is best medicine

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  20. hehe smart salesman, pinoy! :) Thank you for adding me sir :)

    TumugonBurahin
  21. Funny post :) thanks for taking time to write something that can brighten up a day :)

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  22. Still funny! This story is from a 2004 book by Kim E Cooper. Even though different versions have come up, like sometimes it's a salesman in India, or in Canada, or US, people still enjoy the joke.

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  23. He definitely went through a good sales talk there. :)

    TumugonBurahin
  24. Haha.. As Mr. Milton Berle said: Laughter is an instant vacation.. Haha.. Thanks for an instant vacation sir. You made me laugh :)
    Indeed Pinoys rock!

    TumugonBurahin
  25. I just learned a good upsell technique here! Thanks for sharing. Great salesman, indeed. LOL

    TumugonBurahin
  26. Naalis ng isang administrator ng blog ang komentong ito.

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  27. Hahaha. This is hilarious! Thanks!

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  28. Hahaha. This is hilarious! Thanks!

    TumugonBurahin
  29. Hahaha!! Filipinos are very witty when it comes to sales they do everything to sell :)

    TumugonBurahin
  30. I didn't know that I was smiling while reading this, my husband told me na nakangiti ako
    Filipinos are very witty! Proud to be one :)

    Lhourdes Mercadero

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  31. very nice. that's right... laughter is the best medicine.

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  32. If every salesperson would apply humor, I think quotas won't be a problem :)

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  33. Awesome! On another perspective, that's how salesmen should really act. To solve their client's problems. :)

    TumugonBurahin
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  35. �������� tindi talaga ng mga pinoy hahahaha

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  36. What a way to make a great sale! I did not expect the ending. We all need a good sense of humor :)

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  37. Amazing...thumbs up������

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