IT'S FUNNY.. LAUGHTER IS REALLY THE BEST MEDICINE..

Just For Laughs... I Want You To Smile...                                      By: Ella Cultura and Dr. Ver M. Garcia

A Filipino applies as a salesman in America:
The boss asks: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Pinoy says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in Manila."

Pinoy was accepted so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you will fare pretty well."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

Pinoy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."

The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our salespeople average  20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep your job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale! By the way, how much was the sale you made today?"

Pinoys says: " $101, 237. 64"

Boss: "$101, 237. 64? What do you make that big sale? Did I hear it right? One Hundred Thousand Two Hundred Thirty-Seven and Sixty Four Dollars? That's amazing! You beat all the salesmen here,  even the veteran can make the only USD30,000  in a day.. Fantastic! How did you do it?

Pinoy: "Sir, First I sell him a small fishhook.
Then I sell him a medium fishhook.
Then I sell him a large fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him a twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.

I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to the camping department and sell him one of those new igloos 6 sleepers Camper Tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer."

The boss says: "You're really a great salesman!! A guy came in here to buy a fishhook then you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck, and a tent?"

Pinoy "No Sir, actually he came here to buy TYLENOL for his headache and I said:

"Well, FISHING is the best way to ease your mind!" 

Hahaha hahaha... I can't help but laugh... it's funny.. hehehe. (VerGarciaBlogs)

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